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PRESIDENT

Climb the ranks. First out is President. Last out is the Asshole.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

What's the goal?

Be the first player to play all your cards (President), and avoid being the last one stuck with cards (Asshole). Once you're out, you get a rank: President, Vice-President, Citizen(s), Vice-Asshole, Asshole.

What's the card order?

From lowest to highest: 3 < 4 < 5 < 6 < 7 < 8 < 9 < 10 < J < Q < K < A < 2. Yes — 2 is the highest card, 3 is the lowest.

Can I play multiple cards at once?

Yes. The opener of a trick chooses the count — 1, 2, 3 or 4 cards of the same rank (single, pair, triple, quads). Every following play must use the same count and a strictly higher rank.

What if everyone passes?

The pile is cleared and the last player who actually played starts a new trick with whatever count and rank they want.

What's the card swap between rounds?

Before the next round: the Asshole hands their two highest cards to the President, who returns two cards of their choice. With 4+ players, the Vice-Asshole gives one card to the Vice-President, who returns one. The President then opens the round.

Can I always play a 2?

In V1, yes — the 2 is just the highest rank. (Stop / Revolution rules from some house variants are not in V1; they may show up later.)

How many players?

3 to 7 players. Best with 4-6.